Thursday, May 24, 2012

Just think people!

Good Morning Kittens,

As per usual I have been neglecting you. I have been meaning to write. I actually have something totally non agoraphobic related that has been stirring around in my mind.
As you know I have been attending online classes, which is going pretty well. I am meeting all kinds of people from all over the country, I even have classes with people in the military who are stationed
every where. It is a lot of fun having the opportunity to interact with all of these fine people.

So here is my bitchy thought of the day...

WHY you name your baby THAT? I totally understand being hormonal which makes you crazy. Well it made me a little crazy, but you don't name your child Nova because the back seat of a Nova is where Mama's egg was fertilized! Do you feel me? Nova isn't even so bad, just one true example of what I personally find to be a little insane.

I went to school with a guy named Thor, fortunately for him, he was that good looking. You name your baby some thing like Thor you are giving him something he has to live up to or he will get mocked and possibly his ass whipped. Thor probably could have used an ass whooping because he was a tool, but he was hot.

Now what I find to be totally unacceptable is the fools who are naming the baby after what they like to drink. Tangueray...really???? Amaretto, what is his or her middle name going to be, Stone Sour?
Yes I know, not my business. Why do you care? I just don't think it is right. I am meeting people trying to enter a professional field, and it is not any fault of their own, but it doesn't leave a good impression.

I had a moment I hate to own up to. I was certain I was going to have a girl. I just knew it. Her name would have been Katherine after my Mom and I would have called her Katie, well Katie ended up being a boy. I had not thought of one boy name. I was randomly trying to come up with something. My husband liked Joshua, no too many Joshua's at that time. I thought maybe Edward after my Grandpa, but that is such a big name for a baby...in a moment of weakness and desperation, it really only was a moment. It was a flash in time, like 2 seconds. I thought we could name him Bailey. Not because of Irish Cream mind you, but because it rhymed with our last name. Yes every little boy needs a name that rhymes right....JEEZ! Thank goodness it was a momentary lapse and I had come to my senses. Talk about a getting your ass kicked name.

Just think about what you are doing. This little person is going to be the most important and wonderful thing in your life, so don't name them after where you conceived or after what you were drinking when you conceived. Just my opinion.

Love and Light.

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